13 Jun 2006

ant and the grasshopper

Got this from my sis


The modern version of ant and the grasshopper

The old esop fable:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

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MODERN VERSION...

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.



BBC, CNN, EURO-NEWS, NDTV, FOX NEWS show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.



The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?



Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticizes the Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper.



The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the grasshopper.

Opposition MP's stage a walkout. Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.



Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA]", with effect from the beginning of the winter.



The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Bush Government and handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by BBC,CNN, AAJ TAK and NDTV.

Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice".

Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly...

Got The Answer...???

YES... You Got It Right...

Some call it RESERVATION n some call it QUOTA!

6 comments:

ego said...

Too good.. I think they should include it in the next syllabus change.. The kindergarten kids must be taught to manipulate the system at a very early stage itself..

Kim said...

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Kim said...

Sorry 4got to html it
http://engineerjobsindia.blogspot.com/

Kim said...

thank u : )
thats better :)

fyi : when quoting info from a source, always give credit to that source & if it has an online location, then link it. Its good etiquette & It will give u good karma.

ego said...

@Kripal Pais
Kim has just quoted the golden rule of Open Source!! May the source be with you..

Anonymous said...

hey..good proposition and a nice example!